animals I would fight

I’m not a bad sport or a bad person, so I’m only going to fight animals that have it coming.

• lion fish
• ostrich (if sleeping)
• earthworm (but if they split, I split)
• horse (mini)
• raccoon (but none of his friends!)
• sea turtle (on land)
• opossum and possum (not at the same time)
• large goldfish (about yay big and nothing Japanese)
• pack of wild dogs (if by fight you mean pet)
• deer mouse
• sloth
• garden snake (in a parking lot)
• lemur (in a desert)
• koala (maybe… let me do some research)