be thankful

• dogs still like you
• trees aren't blue yet
• you're not an egg salad sandwich
• this universe has all 17 wonder crystals
• most popscicles aren't frozen urine
• pillows only have a few spiders
• banana cancer is treatable
• robotic "companions" will be "affordable"
• you know the difference between right and rite
• you can follow Jesus on Twitter
• orange crayons contain vitamin C
• mother nature makes skipping rocks
• skateboarding’s not a crime
• they stopped recording you
• teeth can't melt in most situations
• snare drums are no longer traps
• death is coming