details to maybe leave out of your journal

• and where you keep the ones who are still alive. That one is easy to remember. But you'll still need a big soda to squeal.

consider security and propriety

• a time stamped, almost scientific catalog of every booger picked
• a log of the songs you listened to while pooping
• menstrual cycles
• your birthday
• your social security number
• how you feel about cats
• your address
• how you hunt
• how you kill
• your manifesto detailing survival in a post-capitalist, post-synchronicity society
• names and addresses for every woman you killed
• details of how you did it, if only you could recall. A burger might help
• and where you buried them, if you can only remember. A vanilla shake sure would jog the memory