keep out

• smile! you're on camera
• solicitors not welcome
• forget the dog, beware of owner
• door's unlocked, but we're locked and loaded
• nothing here is worth more than your life
• we kill intruders for sport
• we AIM to please
• Home to 15 proud NRA members
• we shoot first and aren't inquisitive
• home's occupants have an unusually unhealthy relationship with guns, even for Americans
• this whole house was boobytrapped by the prop designers from Saw 3 and Saw 5
• if you had even a glimpse of the kinds of depravity that takes place within these walls, you'd pick another home to rob
• go away