quick escapes

1. Throw one of the large candles through the front window, jump through
2. Go through the garage and out the back. Come around the side of the garage and go out the front down the driveway, or left through the backyard, or over a neighbor’s fence.
3. Dive through th bedroom window into the neighbor’s side yard where they grill hot dogs, roll to a defensive stance, and slip out their side gate.
4. Go right through the front door, screaming and pissing myself.