things we need from the store

Just charge all of this to the organization’s Mastercard. We get points.

• 5 lb organic applespink ladies or something, idk
• 8 roles of paper towelsname brand, not the budget stuff—we need reliable absorption
• lyeif anyone asks why you need it, lie
• a large PA (rented, get insurance)
• sparkling watermiriam wants topo chico so don’t miss this one
• red printer paperthey have it at target
• cartridges for a Brother HL-L2460DWsorry, but dave says it has to be this specific one
• mature goat (alive)it sounds like a joke but it’s not
• “a single golden hair” from someone none of us knowno children this time
• plastic sheeting(30’x30’ or larger — no tarps, too heavy)
• a good blue cheesewe already have crackers
• candles (unscented)go ahead and get lots of big ones
• serated scissorsanything you can find, but we’re thinking the culinary kind, not craft or kinder
• latex gloves (two boxes: sizes XS and L)