time travel on a budget

You don't need a time machine. Just a little imagination.

• the 1800s—poop outside, without your phone nearby
• 1500 BC—masturbate to a drawing on the wall
• the 1400s—cook organ meats by candlelight, die of dysentary
• anytime before 1920, really—when you don't know something, instead of looking up the answer, get comfortable with not knowing
• marry the first person you meet who isn't kin